Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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