I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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