She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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