My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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