He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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