Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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