Just fell off a train. Bad.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Green mimosas i think yes
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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