Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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