So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
we should paint friendship bongs
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