Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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