Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Are we still banned from the library?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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