You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
