Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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