You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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