Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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