we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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