I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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