the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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