But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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