Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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