I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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