Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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