it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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