we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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