my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
