I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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