I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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