Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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