The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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