She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
