Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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