i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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