She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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