hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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