Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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