does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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