Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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