last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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