i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
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