so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
thus making me awesome and them whores
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
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