You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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