Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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