i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My hand turned me down
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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