so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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