I am spending my child support on dildos
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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