dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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