Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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