i would punch a child for taco bell
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
she pinky promised me she was 18
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize