Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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