are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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