Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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