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suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Your penis caused this!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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