All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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