people are starting to question the shark bite story
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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