But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
this is an emotional support booty call
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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