careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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