She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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