It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
